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Identity Crisis

Yesterday on the playground, one of our little girls was chasing her friends, saying she was a wolf and was howling. The friends were running and screaming, when she told them, “Wait, I’m not a wolf that eats meat. I’m a vegetarian wolf.”Wolf eating pic

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You’re how old?

We tell the older kids all the time that the younger ones are listening to them. Here is a throwback from one of those times…

One of our kindergarten girls told me “I used to be five and a half, but I am five and two quarters now”


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God is sneaky!

Throwback Thursday~ One of our preschool boys was updating  us about an owie he had. “It feels lots better. God snuck in when I was sleeping and made it all better. He is really sneaky. He didn’t even wake me up!”                                                                  kid sleeping

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Swim Lessons

With Memorial Day and summer upon us, we thought you would enjoy this throwback Thursday. Some preschoolers were discussing swimming lessons, and it got a little out of hand…

Child 1: “I can swim. I have swim lessons.”

Child 2: “I can swim AND snap my fingers.”

Child 3: “I can dive off the diving board.”

Child 4: “I can dive forward.”

Child 3: “Well, I can dive forward and backward at the same time AND I can walk on water!”

No, Jesus is not a preschooler at Valley Christian School.🙂

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New Skin?

During spirit week this week I decided to participate in “formal day”.  I actually put on a skirt and nylons!  At recess Katie, a pre-k child, walked up to me and asked “why do you have a new skin on your legs?”  A few other children overheard and began asking why my legs were black!?”  I actually had to explain they are “nylons, some people like to wear them on their legs.”  Blank stares…”ok I replied they are like leggings.”  Their response- “Oh leggings!  We know what those are!”

Alright, either I am stuck in a time warp where no one EVER wears nylons (unless your over 70) or I have some very perceptive students!!